891. White wall tires
892. The irony of the phrase “Ladies first”
Dumbo Alert: one ponchy middle aged man, wearing short shorts and a confederate flag t-shirt, explaining to his fellow gas station patrons that his dislike of MLK Day is grounded in the fact that Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn’t a real doctor.
You’re Under Arrest,
857. CEO salaries
858. Mince meat pies
859. When people wear flip-flops in the rain