Sometimes on Saturday, after a short bout with the runs and a tummy ache that threatened our ability to sleep as soundly as a sedated possum like we usually do, we like to celebrate our full recovery with a short cheerleading routine, wearing our favorite cheerleading hat, regardless of the fact that the team we’re cheering for has gone straight into the crapper.
Gimme an L! Gimme an O! Gimme an S! Gimme an E! What’s that spell?
Beauregard Bullhorn
A general feeling of undeserved vibrancy should last through midweek, at which time the vibrancy will feel much deserved. The way the light telegraphs holy spirits through the trees may or may not affect the jet stream, however that feeling that things are starting to go your way will continue to blow onshore, especially while you’re napping.
Back To You In the Studio
Correspondent Cupcake
640. Hammer toe
641. Vegas Show Girls
642. Swamp Tours
Drunk again, the constant boozer falls over laughing at a fart joke that Clint Eastwood whispered in his ear.
As you may or may not know, I am a scientist that spends loooooooong nights in the lab wearing a really cute lab coat and hip glasses kind of like Meg Ryan in City of Angels and I am relieved to say that I and my team of special scientist assistants are, at last, ready to reveal our findings regarding what Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will most likely name their child:
1. KayKay
2. Karpet
3. Kapitalism (boy only)
4. Kitty Kat
4. Karshanye
5. KarolK
6. Kris Kringle
7. Kkorkky
8. Kanyeshianette
9. Kalifornia
10. Ken (girl only)
Kindly,
Ken Kesey
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