459. When snorers deny that they are snoring
460. How rice truly feels about being microwaved
461. Why I still miss Ted Kennedy so much
Things I Don’t Understand, Items 459 thru 461
Cooper Being Leonardo DiCaprio in J Edgar
In this scene, the FBI Director interrogates a suspicious individual who is rumored to have thoughts like Oh goodie.
Monday Judgements and Warnings
I hate to burst your bubble but every time you get all HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU SLOW MOTION STUPID WALKER as you’re waiting for some cherubic senior citizen with swollen ankles to hobble across the street when you’re in your car waiting to turn right — Satan gets another pair of fire snorting nostrils.
Why Must You Be So Mean?
Betsy Better Person
Sunday Secret
Please don’t tell anyone this but I’ve figured it all out recently and I have finally put together the puzzle of Being Whole and I am 100% certain that each and every person and experience and thing that I’ve drawn into my circle reflects some part of myself that needs to be grappled with, negotiated with, appreciated, told to go, embraced, questioned or interviewed and now that I understand this I realize: I have some mighty fine work to do.
Yours In Alrighty Then,
Lieutenant Let It Go
