Cooper Being Jill Clayburgh in I’m Dancing As Fast As I Can

jillclayburghDancingIn this pivotal scene, the actress takes a breather from having a nervous breakdown and simply contemplates why everyone wants her to dance so fast.

Things That Are Easier Than Brushing Your Dog’s Teeth With Chicken Flavored Toothpaste

1. Getting Jim Carrey to stop making weird faces
2. Beating Shaquille O’Neal at tetherball
3. Eating sushi with thick, wool mittens on
4. Remembering the exact details of your own birth
5. Surfing on a toothpick

Sunday Prayer

blearyDear Big Kahuna,

Listen I know you’re busier than Beyonce’s costume changer but if you could pencil me onto your calendar for a little Divine High Five in acknowledgement of the fact that I’ve — maybe 12 times out of 89 trillion — been able to see my way clear through the murky thoughts that make a worrisome stew out of my brain I’d greatly appreciate it.

It’s not that I need you to tell me that I have improved vision because, for the most part I’m all good on that front, but I would like to speak for all of humanity and say it’d be grand to get some encouragement from the heavens when we are able to find our way through the blurry nervousness that comes along with being alive and make our way out into the open onto the landscape of some gorgeous and life-affirming destination and say, confidently to ourselves, “Yep I think I got this. I’ll figure the rest of the journey from here.” And, at least for the moment, we get the firework feeling of being able to stand, happy, on our own two feet.

If It Isn’t Worth Searching For It Isn’t Worth Finding,
Delilah Detective

Saturday SlobberLove

secretSometimes on Saturday, after a relatively melancholy week, we like to whisper our fears and secrets into Sharkey’s ear, knowing that between him and our mother there will be some happiness concoction that will be created to wash all our troubles away.

Sky’s Still Blue and That Can’t Be Bad,
Orenthal the Optimistic Overthinker

Cooper Being Yoda in Star Wars

maggie“Do not fart on set, you will a good man be,” the wise co-star says, eyeing a guilty looking Harrison Ford.