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Drunk again, the constant boozer falls over laughing at a fart joke that Clint Eastwood whispered in his ear.

“What pissed me off more than being indicted for obstruction of justice due to my role in the Watergate scandal, was being slapped with an extra fine for having an almost non-existent forehead,” the big fat liar Former Chief of Staff says.

In this artsy shot, Ally is comforted by her co-star that, indeed, Judd Nelson is nowhere within 600 million miles of the set.

“You’re telling me that Gwyneth Paltrow knows how to rock an unattractive beanie in the bitter cold?” the runner up asks, spitting.

Initially,  the fresh-faced child actor was caught up in the excitement of filming such a magical, uplifting fairytale.  Then he got his first look at the rotund boy actor playing Augustus Gloop.