Caught in an air duct and worrying about Bonnie Bedelia, the balding superstar wonders if he should join an exclusive hair club for men.
In this scene, the petite actress prepares to strap her nine hundred pound cooler onto her back, before embarking on her nine thousand mile journey along the Pacific Coast, wearing hiking boots that are nine million sizes too small.
Here, the scrumptious frankfurter prepares to be sprinkled with fresh sage.
In this scene, the world renowned gorgeous, attractive, handsome, dapper, masculine, dreamboat, good-looking, attractive ,sexy, easy-on-the-eyes, hunky actor comes to terms with why he isn’t featured in more frames of the movie.
Saddled with a case of anal bug bites and struggling to survive in the 150 degree heat while his partner sleeps away a case of sudden onset malaria, the determined reality show contestant uses his survival skills to construct a lean-to with one branch and a piece of string.