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Cooper Being Lady Gaga

LadyGDuring a trip to the local Rite-Aid, the infamous pop singer drapes herself in a scarf made of rare, bright green squid in order to remind all of humanity that she is on the cutting edge of different.

Cooper Being Mick Jagger

MickJ“When I said I can’t get no satisfaction, what I really meant to say was that I have gotten an inordinate amount of satisfaction,” the wildly successful rock star says.

Cooper Being Sarah Brightman in Phantom of the Opera

tomcruiseinterviewvampireEven though the curling ironed maiden is rendered temporarily unconscious, she still dreams about her next album, which will undoubtedly involve lots of smoke machines and plenty of face-framing wind.

Cooper Being Jodie Foster in The King & I

King&I“Certainly, I shall dance with you, so long as you can maneuver a waltz in those low-crotched pants you’re wearing.” the actress says to her wardrobe challenged co-star.

Saturday SlobberLove

EarsSometimes on Saturday, after our parents galavant away to a place that we are not allowed, we like to have a little vacation of our own with our Auntie, Uncle and Cousins, yucking it up all the live long day while we think up different ways to trick them into giving us more than our one-a-day allotted daily amount of Greenies.

You Can’t Win If You Don’t Try,
Todd the Tricky Terrier