In a brilliant shape-shifting metamorphosis the fast-as-lightning canine disappears in the midst of his surroundings.
“Despite my burdensome headpiece,” I feel I managed to exude the macho man that I truly am.” the salty scottish actor says.
After enduring the high decibel screams coming from Drew Barrymore’s mouth, the trepidatious extra-terrestrial manages to ask for a phone so that he might contact his family, who have been worried sick about him.
“The last thing they knew I was going skateboarding on the northeast side of the Milky Way,” the concerned alien admits.
Exuding jaw-dropping charisma from every pore in his body, half the camera crew faints during the photo shoot.
“Will it be over soon? I can’t hold my ears like this forever,” the actress complains.