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Difficult Crap Day Muffins Recipe

Difficult Crap Day Muffins

Servings: Anywhere from 400 to 10

Ingredients:

67 cups, worried weasel monkey thoughts, sliced
1 pound of dread, cut in 2 inch cubes
2 tablespoons catastrophic weirdo story lines, minced and set aside
1 15 ounce can anxiety flakes, rolled in lard
6 cans of unwieldy occupation with how unfair things are
seething anger & hate to taste