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Saturday SlobberLove

spySometimes on Saturday, after a terrifying BOOM! during our afternoon walk sends us running for the hills like a cheetah, we like to make sure we know where our mother is AT ALL TIMES, just in case we have to make a break for it again.

The Outside Is Very Overrated,
Irv, the Indoor Dog

Saturday SlobberLove

MishapSometimes on Saturday, after an unusually long and violent sneeze attack, we like to discuss our reservations with our mother while simultaneously leveraging the upsetting experience as a bargaining chip that will entice her into playing yet another game of Throw Sharkey.

Where There’s a Will There’s a Way,
Otis the Opportunist

Saturday SlobberLove

reluctantSometimes on Saturday, after a perfectly wonderful stroll in the brisk morning air that is destroyed by a pack of murderous squirrels who seem to have it out for us, we like to take shelter in the comfort and safety of our own home, making sure that our mother knows that there must be some precautions taken in the future so that we will never be that traumatized again.

Yours In Squirrel Alertness,
Ted Terrified

Saturday SlobberLove

scourSometimes on Saturday, after several walks and talks and sniffs with our little brother, we like to tutor him on the art of ground scoring while our mother is cooking and after our lesson, when we feel he has been properly prepared, we like to set him loose and observe his technique for future coaching.

Yours In Standing On the Shoulders Of Giants,
Gary Guidance

Saturday SlobberLove

wrestleSometimes on Saturday, after a perfectly glorious morning stroll in the brisk Thanksgiving air, we like to enlist our little brother in a lively and verbal game of Act Like You’re Trying To Kill the Other One and, in the midst of being pinned down by his semi-pathetic little teeth we have the thought that we are grateful to have this miniature, rowdy creature in our life.

Yours In Lovely Little Appreciations,
Lanford Lucky