All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 824 thru 826

824. Elvis Presley’s outfits in his later years
825. The rate at which bamboo grows
826. Cornish hens

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 821 thru 823

821. Clear plastic shoes
822. Vodka
823. Ceramic frog collections

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 818 thru 820

DON'TUNDERSTAND818.Guys who act like they deserve the Heisman Trophy just because they can barbecue well
819. The Duck Dynasty people
820. That thing that happens when you’re in the produce section, picking out lettuce and you get sprayed in the face with a spritzy mist of water

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 815 thru 817

815. How painful the shin massage can be when you’re getting a pedicure
816. How the ice bucket challenge can be so gosh darn har-har successful but we can’t figure out a way for black men and boys to stop getting shot for no reason
817. The official pronunciation of “salad nicoise”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 812 thru 814

812. Shuffleboard
813. Candy Crush
814. Christmas Newsletters