All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 939 thru 941

939. Why I always forget to wear my hazmat suit when I dice jalapenos
940. Canopy beds
941. Those storage bag things that have a hose attached to them that suck all the air out and smash your entire wardrobe and all your towels into one inch

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 936 thru 938

936. High-waisted jeans
937. How certain fonts make things funnier
938. Circuses

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 933 thru 935

933. False eyelashes
934. When things taste like other things smell
935. Why cable ads for local restaurants are so depressing

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 930 thru 932

930. How Ken Burns kind of looks like he’s a toddler and an old man all at the same time
931. When people put smiley faces over i’s
932. Pez

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 927 thru 929

927. People addicted to using ellipses
928. Personalized license plates
929. Why no one can agree on how to pronounce endive