All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 942 thru 944

942. Why agencies don’t have a “NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, EVERYONE IN THIS COMMERCIAL WILL LOOK AND SOUND LIKE FOOLS” disclaimer at the beginning of every diarrhea, gas and constipation ad
943. How using the word peccadillo is a peccadillo
944. The horror of a broken straw

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 939 thru 941

939. Why I always forget to wear my hazmat suit when I dice jalapenos
940. Canopy beds
941. Those storage bag things that have a hose attached to them that suck all the air out and smash your entire wardrobe and all your towels into one inch

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 936 thru 938

936. High-waisted jeans
937. How certain fonts make things funnier
938. Circuses

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 933 thru 935

933. False eyelashes
934. When things taste like other things smell
935. Why cable ads for local restaurants are so depressing

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 930 thru 932

930. How Ken Burns kind of looks like he’s a toddler and an old man all at the same time
931. When people put smiley faces over i’s
932. Pez