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Things I Don’t Understand, Items 848 thru 850

848. When the person in front of you holding the door is fifty million miles away and just stands there waiting for you to sprint in all your sweaty glory and take the door handle while you say, breathlessly, Thanks.
849. Hospital socks
850. 4:40 AM urinations

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. Giblets
846. Blue/Green/Red Reindeer Christmas sweaters
847. The way Matthew McConaughey says “AlrightAlrightAlright”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. The galactic controversy regarding how many spaces to put after a period
846. Street racing
847. When newscasters describe 200 year old gigantic trees that come crashing down on houses like meteors as “toppling”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 842 thru 844

842. Video games
843. Dog owners that don’t pick up their dog’s poop
844. Why you never see the moths that eat your sweaters

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 839 thru 841

839. Water main breaks
840. Why no one ever dresses up as a sexy endocrinologist
841. Candy Corn