All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 806 thru 808

806. How the sets of talk shows are decorated to look like some weird living room
807. Fifty Shades of Grey
808. Roller Bladers

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 803 thru 805

803. Futbol floppers
804. The way dogs react to their own flatulence
805. How steadfast underwear are when it comes to hiding inside t-shirts in the dryer

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 800 thru 802

800. Why drunk people and explosives exemplify America’s independence
801. The extreme difference in difficulty when it comes to doing a cartwheel as an adult as compared to doing one as a child
802. How the smell of burnt toast permeates an entire neighborhood

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 797 thru 799

797. Rachel Ray
798. That thing that happens when you hear someone screaming down the street and you don’t know if you should call the police or run for cover
799. Whether or not calamari is pork anus or not

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 794 thru 796

794. Those five-toed running shoes
795. The 4AM Pitch Black All Alone Crazy Mind Worry Train Freak Outs
796. Jamie Lee Curtis Activia commercials