All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 773 thru 775

773. Water beds
774. Chaps as a fashion statement
775. Finger foods that require a knife and fork

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 770 thru 772

770. Polygamy
771. Footsie pajamas on anyone other than infants and toddlers
772. Where Wilma Flinstone got the bones for her hairdo

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 767 thru 769

767. Hedges sculpted to resemble giant animals
768. Caviar
769. People who don’t follow proper protocol at stop signs

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 764 thru 766

764. White nail polish
765. Kombucha
766. How Neil Patrick Harris went from Doogie Howser to who he is now

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 761 thru 763

761. How every person in LA harps on the fact that every person in LA freaks out when it rains
762. Pet rats
763. What it really means to love someone a bushel and a peck