All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

640. Hammer toe
641. Vegas Show Girls
642. Swamp Tours

637. The whole cheese craze
638. Drivers with stick shifts that go three miles an hour in first gear in traffic, leaving fifty miles between them and the next car, because they don’t want to shift to second
639. Whether or not “The Big Bopper” was disappointed when he got the nickname “The Big Bopper”

634. Why Penn Jillette has to be five million times weirder than he needs to be
635. Ladies in tennis outfits buying bison at Whole Foods
636. When you wake up and you think “Yay it’s Saturday!” and then you realize “Oh no it’s Monday” but then, after a couple seconds you realize it’s just a stupid ol’ Thursday

631. Why the temperature is five thousand below zero in supermarkets
632. How long camels can go without water
633. My ass hat cable bill

628. Old rich country club white men that wear creased Dockers, a rust colored leather belt, a Hawaiian flowered shirt, loafers that are the exact shade of their belt and side swept helmet bangs that you know they’d kill to defend
629. Dionne Warwick’s nostrils
630. When people who meditate act like they want to kick your ass when you tell them you don’t meditate