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Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. Giblets
846. Blue/Green/Red Reindeer Christmas sweaters
847. The way Matthew McConaughey says “AlrightAlrightAlright”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. The galactic controversy regarding how many spaces to put after a period
846. Street racing
847. When newscasters describe 200 year old gigantic trees that come crashing down on houses like meteors as “toppling”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 842 thru 844

842. Video games
843. Dog owners that don’t pick up their dog’s poop
844. Why you never see the moths that eat your sweaters

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 839 thru 841

839. Water main breaks
840. Why no one ever dresses up as a sexy endocrinologist
841. Candy Corn

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 836 thru 838

836. The hullabaloo around beeswax candles
837. Wool sweaters
838. Terrifying Halloween decorations in kid heavy neighborhoods