All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 857 thru 859

857. CEO salaries
858. Mince meat pies
859. When people wear flip-flops in the rain

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 854 thru 856

854. People who take their Christmas trees down the day after Christmas
855. People who choose a random spot in the neighborhood to dump their dead Christmas tree
856. Boxing Day

Things I Don’t Undertand, Items 851 thru 853

851. Tinsel
852. 2:34 AM pee-pees
853. Commercials about french fries

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 848 thru 850

848. When the person in front of you holding the door is fifty million miles away and just stands there waiting for you to sprint in all your sweaty glory and take the door handle while you say, breathlessly, Thanks.
849. Hospital socks
850. 4:40 AM urinations

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. Giblets
846. Blue/Green/Red Reindeer Christmas sweaters
847. The way Matthew McConaughey says “AlrightAlrightAlright”