All posts in Things I Don’t Understand

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 927 thru 929

927. People addicted to using ellipses
928. Personalized license plates
929. Why no one can agree on how to pronounce endive

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 924 thru 926

924. Fringed rugs
925. That thing that men do where they put one finger over a nostril and then blow snot out of the other
926. Selena Gomez

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 921 thru 923

921. The stark, morbid difference in experience between eating cookies with milk as opposed to eating cookies without milk
922. Drivers who never use their blinkers
923. Perms

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 920 thru 922

920. Velcro tennis shoes
921. Salad dressing on the side
922. The term “far-flung destination”

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 917 thru 919

917. Humidity
918. What dogs have against skateboarders
919. Pinky rings