1. Eating chinese food using only paper clips and thumb tacks
2. Convincing the Cialis people that having bathtubs in every commercial is working against them
3. Zip lining in an evening gown covered in velcro
4. Explaining the Theory of Relativity to a Bassett Hound
5. Untangling a pile of five hundred million iPod ear phones in the dark
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Things That Are Easier Than Getting the String Back In Your Sweatpants Once It Comes Out In the Wash
Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain What a Facebook Timeline and Wall Are To Your Elderly Parent
1. Starting a Bat Cuddling business
2. Using a slingshot to catapult yourself around the dark side of the moon
3. Mincing garlic with only your eyelashes
4. Orchestrating a successful Worldwide Dewey Decimal System Revival
5. Body surfing Niagara Falls
Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain How To Get the Television Back On Channel 3 So the Cable Will Start Working Again To Your Aging Parent Over the Phone
1. Assembling a nuclear bomb in the pitch dark
2. Driving your car using only your nose
3. Climbing Mount Everest while carrying all three of the Black Eyed Peas
on your back
4. Getting Kanye West and Jerry Falwell on the same page
5. Winning the Kentucky Derby riding a Cuisinart
