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Things That Are Easier Than Brushing Your Dog’s Teeth With Chicken Flavored Toothpaste

1. Getting Jim Carrey to stop making weird faces
2. Beating Shaquille O’Neal at tetherball
3. Eating sushi with thick, wool mittens on
4. Remembering the exact details of your own birth
5. Surfing on a toothpick

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain the 140 Character Limit On Twitter To Your 84 year-old Mother

1. Riding to Saturn on a skateboard
2. Putting out a blazing forest fire using a bottle of Smart Water
3. Getting Arsenio Hall to stop making that cheshire cat weirdo expression
4. Demonstrating how well the Trickle Down Theory works
5. Earning a gold medal in pairs figure skating, while skating alone

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain Email Attachments To Your 83 Year-Old Mother

1. Swimming to the moon with floaties on
2. Trying to get a good night’s sleep while The Hurt Locker is playing in the background
3. Eating an artichoke with no teeth
4. Running a marathon in high heels
5. Convincing Kenny G to cut his hair

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain What the Dot Means In An Email Address To Your 83 Year-Old Mother

1. Knitting an afghan using soggy toothpicks
2. Winning the Olympic Decathlon wearing a tailored tweed suit
3. Cooking S’mores without fire and a hanger
4. Riding in a convertible with a bobby pin-less yarmulke on
5. Texting with your elbows

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Clip Your Dog’s Nails

1. Assembling an IKEA bookcase using only cotton balls and Q-Tips
2. Slow dancing with a hummingbird
3. Getting a body massage in the middle of a violent sneeze attack
4. Using two pieces of red vine licorice as crutches
5. Playing the harp wearing down-filled mittens