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Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Understand How To Play Pokemon Go When You Barely Even Know What Pokemon Is and You Hate Video Games, Cartoons and Technology

1. Teaching a baby how to fold a fitted sheet
2. Knitting a queen-size afghan using only your ears
3. Rollerskating up the Great Pyramid
4. Domesticating a howler monkey
5. Convincing Oprah that Gayle is a crappy best friend

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain How To Fix a Malfunctioning DVD Player To Your 84 Year Old Mother Over the Phone

1. Stealing the Hope Diamond
2. Winning the Kentucky Derby riding an elephant
3. Playing hopscotch with no feet
4. Launching a rocket into space using only your own flatulence
5. Moving The Great Pyramid from Egypt to Cincinnati

Things That Are Easier Than Brushing Your Dog’s Teeth With Chicken Flavored Toothpaste

1. Getting Jim Carrey to stop making weird faces
2. Beating Shaquille O’Neal at tetherball
3. Eating sushi with thick, wool mittens on
4. Remembering the exact details of your own birth
5. Surfing on a toothpick

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain the 140 Character Limit On Twitter To Your 84 year-old Mother

1. Riding to Saturn on a skateboard
2. Putting out a blazing forest fire using a bottle of Smart Water
3. Getting Arsenio Hall to stop making that cheshire cat weirdo expression
4. Demonstrating how well the Trickle Down Theory works
5. Earning a gold medal in pairs figure skating, while skating alone

Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Explain Email Attachments To Your 83 Year-Old Mother

1. Swimming to the moon with floaties on
2. Trying to get a good night’s sleep while The Hurt Locker is playing in the background
3. Eating an artichoke with no teeth
4. Running a marathon in high heels
5. Convincing Kenny G to cut his hair