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Weekend Weather

Apr14Mostly scary with a chance of unrelenting anxiety. Although Saturday afternoon finds cool breezes dancing through open windows, the likelihood of dark clouds seeping up from the bowels of hell will fuck with hearts and minds. Atmospheric thought pockets of Oh I Hope There’s Not World War 3 will linger but should dissipate by Monday, should Monday arrive.

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heaterDespite impressive sunsets, the forecast calls for unsettling dampness under the armpits as temperatures rise into the 1000’s. A westerly wind will make conversing with loved ones nearly impossible, however, the chance of a barely perceptible drop in temperature may create some harmony—as long as you are using deodorant.

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weekendWinds from the east will bring a certain cozy anticipation, however lingering sorrow may increase the chance of light tears. Jumpy, anxious and glorious sunsets will create monsoonal moisture that leaves even the most steady heart trepidatious, thinking of the weird yet interesting family conversations to be had around various holiday tables.

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glareGlarey with a chance of anger. Dragon breath winds from the east will make forgiveness semi-possible while brief moments of non-movement in front of a fan may bring some relief. Simmering resentments continue to brew, however, by Tuesday there will be a welcomed let up.

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fourthContinuing ruckusey drunkness with intermittent loud blasts.  An onshore breeze of booze-filled obscenities will persist, however, creating an inability to relax. Any moments of calm will be interrupted with hollers of WOOOOOO! throughout the holiday weekend.

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