Cooper Being a Sweater Model

To no one’s surprise, this Plush Persimmon Pullover with side zipper, sold out in .000937 seconds after appearing on the cover of   Ralph Lauren’s Autumn Catalog For Portly Men.

8 Comments on "Cooper Being a Sweater Model"

  1. The Mayor says:

    I just booked a ticket to fly out there and pumpkin-nap that adorable orange-fleeced-coated portly thang.

  2. I think portly is rude considering how svelte Cooper really is.

  3. PJ says:

    Every autumn my old aunt in southern Illinois makes persimmon pudding from the persimmons that fall from the tree down by the ditch. You might want to avoid that area for the next few weeks.

  4. The Farmer says:

    Cooper is not convinced.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      This photo was taken seconds after the photographer looked at his assistant and said “uh-oh we’ve run out of Greenies”

  5. Hulk Stupid flatbellies takin' all the chicks... says:

    Man. You and Zadge picking on us poofy guys…

    I feel like Joe Pesci in that Snickers commercial.

    “What? We’re not good enough for you???”

  6. Coop’s wearing my color.

  7. MidLyfeMama says:

    I just fell over from love.