Cooper Being Carly Craig in Paranormal

paranormal:amityville“All I wanted was a rent controlled apartment WITHOUT the levitating demons and vile spewing spirits,” the terrified actress whispers while contorting herself into a pretzel under the Donna Karan bedding she bought thinking this would be the place she’d have fabulous dinner parties and impromptu barbecues.

4 Comments on "Cooper Being Carly Craig in Paranormal"

  1. The Zadge says:

    For a second, I thought the title of this post was “Cooper being *Daniel* Craig” and I started to look for the photo of Cooper coming out of the ocean in those pale blue swimming trunks. You know you know which ones I’m talking about.

  2. PJ says:

    This post made me snort laugh.