Cooper Being E.T.

ET2After enduring the high decibel screams coming from Drew Barrymore’s mouth, the trepidatious extra-terrestrial manages to ask for a phone so that he might contact his family, who have been worried sick about him.

“The last thing they knew I was going skateboarding on the northeast side of the Milky Way,” the concerned alien admits.

2 Comments on "Cooper Being E.T."

  1. Alex says:

    Goddammit! This is Cooper’s best role to date. I am honestly beside myself with admiration and hysterical laughter.

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