Cooper Being Flabbergasted That He Was Not Included In People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Awards

astonished“You’re telling me that Gwyneth Paltrow knows how to rock an unattractive beanie in the bitter cold?” the runner up asks, spitting.

9 Comments on "Cooper Being Flabbergasted That He Was Not Included In People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Awards"

  1. PJ says:

    Who’s a beautiful baby, Coopie?

  2. The Zadge says:

    If he could only get more adept with the flatiron, I think he could give Goop a run for her money.

  3. claudia w says:

    Cooper should have been the front page picture!

  4. Hilary says:

    Well, Coop, that is just so wrong on SO many levels. You are obviously the real winner.

  5. MidLyfeMama says:

    Coop doesn’t want to risk being overexposed anyway. And really, once you are named sexiest anything every greenie you consume is noted in some tabloid somewhere and who needs that kind of hassle.

  6. Honestly, who wants to be on a list that would include someone as extraneous as Gwyneth Paltrow?