Cooper Being Gwyneth Paltrow

gwyneth“I know I am in the process of alienating every person on the planet earth with each snobby word I utter but is my hair straight enough?” the Hipster Queen ponders.

4 Comments on "Cooper Being Gwyneth Paltrow"

  1. Please tell me Cooper isn’t sneaky and reading GOOP.

  2. PJ says:

    Gwyneth enters menopause and the errant facial hair growth begins. Yes, darling, they’ll be very straight.

  3. Mary says:

    hahahahahaha

  4. Alex says:

    That picture is almost frightening.

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