Cooper Being H.R. Haldeman

HR“What pissed me off more than being indicted for obstruction of justice due to my role in the Watergate scandal, was being slapped with an extra fine for having an almost non-existent forehead,” the big fat liar Former Chief of Staff says.

3 Comments on "Cooper Being H.R. Haldeman"

  1. You did know when I was 12 I watched all the Watergate hearings with my best friend’s mother? She used to pull me into the living room and we would have running political commentary. Cooper could never be HR, though.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    I just remember my father yelling “ASS EYES!” at the TV every time Nixon appeared.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    I might have to adopt yelling “ASS EYES” at people who annoy me. That sounds like an effective yet vague enough to confuse people about whether they have been insulted insult.