“Dear Holy Lord Jesus God it looks as though this one died from an overdose of a gatrilionmegazillion too much Botox and frozen yogurt,” the Botoxed,frozen yogurt loving actress says, examining the crime scene in between Private Detective gigs where she hopes but never gets to quote Yeats or Emerson or Atwood.
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I’m thankful every day that I’m just a regular looking person aging pretty well except for some extra pounds and my chicken neck.
Your cheek bones are aging particularly well.
The recent resurgence of the FroYo craze has me nervous. It had me in its grips when it first entered society in the late ’80s, but I beat it. But I’m feeling the familiar warm pull of the pretend the non-fat vanilla spiral with fresh strawberries is healthy and a meal.
You’d be TOTALLY SCREWED if you had Menchies in Denver.
WE HAVE MENCHIES IN DENVER – I JUST DISCOVERED IT LAST WEEKEND! THAT is why my addiction is back!
Mariska Hargitay is beautiful. And an absolutely natural beauty. Only the envious and jealous speak ill of her. She is loved by millions.
How can you turn away from those black eyes and velvet ears? You can’t.
Oh Dog, Intensity is thy Name.
Woof.
I love Mariska Hargitay. I’d love to see her on CSI. Mariska is beautiful and talented.
You had me at hello, Cooper.