Cooper Being Nicole Kidman in Cold Mountain

In this pivotal scene, before she dons her J Crew outfit at the end of the movie when she shoots her gentleman caller Jude Law (who she has been waiting for her entire life) dead by mistake, she is illuminated from within waiting for him to ask her to dance.

“Do not EVAH cheat on me like you cheated on your wife with that babysitter whore!” she requests, demurely.

8 Comments on "Cooper Being Nicole Kidman in Cold Mountain"

  1. I love a great ending.

  2. The Zadge says:

    She would grimace while she was requesting, demurely, except her forehead is Stone Cold Frozen Mountain.

  3. Hulk-That would be so cool... says:

    Is that a dog voicebox? Like in the movie “Up”?


    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      It’s a citronella collar that worked for a week but now is something that he adores the aroma of when he’s barking his lunatic snout off. The guy conducts his own orchestra if you know what I mean.

  4. Catalyst says:

    Why Cooper is just a puppy! I’m surprised.