Cooper Being Playmate of the Year

Turn Ons:  Rolling in dried pigeon poop, extreme yapping, Matthew Modine in his prime, pretending I’m a pony, foraging for moldy things, snuggling.

Turn Offs:  The sound the dryer makes, wind, lettuce, moths, flies, bees, being alone, having my nails clipped, Ann Coulter.

6 Comments on "Cooper Being Playmate of the Year"

  1. linlah says:

    Cooper, I’m with you on that pony thing just ask anyone who knew me when I was 9.

  2. The Zadge says:

    He does look very sensuous and you’d never know those ears are fake.

  3. buggy says:

    Cooper looks like Greta Garbo to me here.