Cooper Being Tom Cruise in Interview With a Vampire

CoopBlackUpsidedownIn this scene the eye tooth endowed superstar settles in for a relaxing, romantic evening with his lover.

7 Comments on "Cooper Being Tom Cruise in Interview With a Vampire"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Was this shot before or after the stint in braces?

  2. PJ says:

    Everything I wanted to say ended up being snorky about Mr. Cruise and then I would think I shouldn’t say it because, you know, karma or God or something, so I didn’t say anything at all but I must say how much I adore those doggie teeth and I am ignoring the Mr. C part because the very first time I saw him in a movie it made my neck hair stand on end and not in a good way and there’s that.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      Mr. Eye Teeth will get you. We’ll talk in code when we talk about him from now on. This conversation never happened.

  3. PJ says:

    When I say, “Saint Michael, defend me in battle.” do you think I could ask him to please bring Cooper along too, because I think Cooper could defend with those chops.