Odd, Good, True http://www.oddgoodtrue.com A Deeply Profound Kind of Shallow Sat, 15 Apr 2017 00:47:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.4.10 Weekend Weather http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/weekend-weather-23/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/weekend-weather-23/#comments Sat, 15 Apr 2017 00:47:13 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7470 Apr14Mostly scary with a chance of unrelenting anxiety. Although Saturday afternoon finds cool breezes dancing through open windows, the likelihood of dark clouds seeping up from the bowels of hell will fuck with hearts and minds. Atmospheric thought pockets of Oh I Hope There’s Not World War 3 will linger but should dissipate by Monday, should Monday arrive.

Back to you in the studio,
Correspondent Cupcake

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Things I Don’t Understand, Items 942 thru 944 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/things-i-dont-understand-items-942-thru-944/ Fri, 07 Apr 2017 00:35:31 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7466 942. Why agencies don’t have a “NO MATTER WHAT WE DO, EVERYONE IN THIS COMMERCIAL WILL LOOK AND SOUND LIKE FOOLS” disclaimer at the beginning of every diarrhea, gas and constipation ad
943. How using the word peccadillo is a peccadillo
944. The horror of a broken straw

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What I Tell Myself http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/what-i-tell-myself-58/ Mon, 03 Apr 2017 01:58:24 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7461 howlDon’t forget to howl.

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Saturday SlobberLove http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/saturday-slobberlove-231/ Sun, 02 Apr 2017 03:42:16 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7456 regretSometimes on Saturday, after our lunatic brother breaks protocol at the park and runs onto the field in the middle of a Little League game and we get caught up in the hysteria and follow him for one second and no more, we like to burrow under a blanket of regret and beg our mother for forgiveness, hoping she’ll understand that the whole situation was simply too intoxicating to ignore.

Yours In Oh No,
Rick Repent

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Things I Like More Than Kellyanne Conway http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/things-i-like-more-than-kellyanne-conway/ Tue, 28 Mar 2017 02:43:03 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7452 1. Being nailed to the front of a runaway locomotive
2. Having pomegranate seeds stuffed up my nostrils
3. Manure scented perfume
4. Debilitating gas during a job interview
5. Bat stew

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Sunday Secret http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/sunday-secret-97/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/sunday-secret-97/#comments Mon, 27 Mar 2017 03:00:31 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7447 CrookedSky It’s only taken me five decades but I think I’ve finally mastered the art of knowing there’s not much to master. I suppose I could claim the title of Best Person To Remind You There’s a Full Moon or Champion of Nervousness but, overall, I find that true glory resides in not striving to be anything other than who I am. On a good day, I glide here and there, leaning into all of it, regardless. On a bad day, I snivel and scrunch and fret about everything that seems off kilter. My shiny reward is when I let go enough to stop worrying about the distorted unevenness and I tilt my head a bit to take in the pretty, crooked view.

Analytically Yours,

Thelma the Thinker

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Cooper Being Sylvester Stallone in Cliffhanger http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/cooper-being-sylvester-stallone-in-cliffhanger/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/cooper-being-sylvester-stallone-in-cliffhanger/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2016 03:27:17 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7442 Edmund“Come on, grab my hand, it’ll be fine,” he says to his co-star, moments before she plummets nine million stories to her death.

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Things That Are Easier Than Trying To Understand How To Play Pokemon Go When You Barely Even Know What Pokemon Is and You Hate Video Games, Cartoons and Technology http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/things-that-are-easier-than-trying-to-understand-how-to-play-pokemon-go-when-you-barely-even-know-what-pokemon-is-and-you-hate-video-games-cartoons-and-technology/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/things-that-are-easier-than-trying-to-understand-how-to-play-pokemon-go-when-you-barely-even-know-what-pokemon-is-and-you-hate-video-games-cartoons-and-technology/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2016 03:32:15 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7439 1. Teaching a baby how to fold a fitted sheet
2. Knitting a queen-size afghan using only your ears
3. Rollerskating up the Great Pyramid
4. Domesticating a howler monkey
5. Convincing Oprah that Gayle is a crappy best friend

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What I Tell Myself http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/what-i-tell-myself-57/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/what-i-tell-myself-57/#comments Mon, 11 Jul 2016 03:50:40 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7435 SitBitJust close your eyes and sit for a bit.

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Saturday SlobberLove http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/saturday-slobberlove-230/ http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/saturday-slobberlove-230/#comments Sat, 09 Jul 2016 22:16:00 +0000 http://www.oddgoodtrue.com/?p=7430 morningboysSometimes on Saturday, after we team up with our short man sibling and successfully harangue our mother into taking us on a 6 AM romp in the park, we like to spend the rest of the morning relaxing in bed, processing the fact that we will never have purely one-on-one snuggles again. And we’re kind of okay with that.

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