This evening, as I waited for my carrots, celery and onions to SWEAT, I took the opportunity to multi-task like a ninja and fold the laundry that had been drying all day in our teensy, energy saving dryer.
If it saves so much energy why do we have to use it all day if we put more than three pairs of underwear in it? I thought.
BUT I was multi-tasking and my onions, celery and carrots were SWEATING so I put that quandary out of my mind and folded the fresh smelling clothes that toppled out of my dwarf dryer and I thought There are not enough over-sized billowy, 100% cotton white nightgowns in the world to satisfy my nightgown hunger for luxurious tent-sized sleepwear! and I snuggled my favorite barn-sized nightie to my chest as if I were recreating The Pieta and I gave thanks to the flowy soft material gods for making things that allow me to snooze in spacious comfort. Which brings me to my point and my conclusion:
WHEN IT COMES TO PAJAMAS THE ONLY SIZE UNDER CONSIDERATION IS THE SIZE THAT IS MOST OPPOSITE OF SNUG.
Does this come in humongous?