Generalized Anxiety Panini Recipe

Generalized Anxiety Panini

Servings: Not sure


5 cups organic gloom
9 lbs. mild anguish, sliced
7 tons blah, cut into two-inch cubes
3 cans wild lady crazed brain (preferably low-sodium)
2 packages frozen jumpy, thawed
1 loaf whole wheat hopeless, day old
1/2 tsp. dread
1/2 tsp. worry
Shallow breathing and unexpressed fury to taste

5 Comments on "Generalized Anxiety Panini Recipe"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Oh thank GAWD for sharing – I’ve been getting it wrong for years! I’ve been using 7 tons of the wild lady crazed brain instead of the blah, and let me tell you, THAT makes a difference. My family, friends, neighbors and fellow drivers thank you.

  2. linlah says:

    I didn’t know whole wheat hopeless could even turn to day old.

  3. PJ says:

    Pairs well with one round of “M is for the many things she gave me…”