Welcome to the Honk If You Love Cheetos page. Honk. Honk.
As you can see there are no Cheetos here. But hold on to your haricot vert because once things are finished on this page you’re gonna be doing more than just honking I’ll tell ya that right now.
In the meantime, please enjoy the photograph I took of a bumper sticker I saw on a Prius covered in so much grime that I had a mind to hang around and suggest to the owners that they should consider washing their poor car once in a while instead of stuffing their faces with leafy greens all day.