Monday Judgements and Warnings

You might think that you’re all Friendly Fanny on your walk around the neighborhood and that you, based on all of your dues paid and soul searching and volunteer work, are just the sweetest Bodhisattva in the whole wide world who can open your heart to anyone as you bond with your 800 year old crotchety constantly scowling racist verbally abusive neighbor over Carlos Jobim and Frank Sinatra’s Corcovado but you better PUT YOUR THINKING CAP BACK ON LADY because there aren’t enough quiet nods and blank expressions in the WORLD that will keep you safe when you are held hostage in the front row of Old Lady Pol Pot’s Theater of Hate.

Run For Your Life,
Olivia, Lead Singer
The Just Shut-Ups

2 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. linlah says:

    Stop making me look up words it hurts my stupidness.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    It Hurts My Stupidness. I heart that.