Monday Judgements and Warnings

Please be advised that the Associated Press, Reuters and George Clooney have just confirmed the following:

EVERY TIME A TEENAGER CALLS A MENOPAUSAL WOMAN “MA’AM” — JUSTIN BIEBER LOSES AN EYELASH.

You Talkin’ To Me?
Henrietta Hot Flash
Author, There’s a Fire In My Tummy

4 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    Some young guy called me miss recently. I can’t remember where I was now, because my perimenopausal brain can’t remember my shoes most days much less where I was shopping a few days ago. But I almost tipped him and I am pretty sure tipping is not encouraged wherever I was.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I was at Albertsons the other day and the box boy asked me “Did you bring your own bags?” Like he was Nietzsche or something.

  2. The Zadge says:

    I’ve been called “Sir” twice in the past few months. Should I be worried?