Monday Judgements and Warnings

I don’t want to rain on your parade or put a hitch in your giddy-up or take the wind out of your sails but please be advised that the song Who’s That Lady by the Isley Brothers is about me and I currently (and will into the infinite future) use it as my theme song so if you had mistakenly thought that this was YOUR theme song you should without further ado get busy choosing another theme song because when it comes down to it we all know the unspoken Sexy Lady Rule of the Universe:

ONE THEME SONG AND ONE THEME SONG ONLY PER NOBLEWOMAN

I bid you adieu,
Princess Sophie of the Constant Sweatpants

9 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. Well then, You’ve Got To Treat Her Like A Lady is mine.

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Got to got to treat her like. You know what I mean.

  3. The Farmer says:

    You can have Who’s That Lady if you agree to agree that the Isleys’ Summer Breeze makes the Seals & Croft version cringe with shame.

  4. The Zadge says:

    I’ve always felt like I had some sort of special ownership of “Let’s Stay Together” and it drives me nuts when couples play MY song at THEIR wedding.

  5. Screw Obama. I’m taking it back and giving it to the Zadge.

    • The Farmer says:

      I think (in fact I know) that The Zadge would be happy enough to just marry Obama and then have it be their song.

  6. I’m ashamed to say I’m The Uptown Girl.