Monday Judgements and Warnings

I’m not saying you should take money out of your 401K or anything but I feel it is my civic duty to STRONGLY urge you to, upon the arrival of the next dawn, start building some sort of nest egg (money you can get to FAST) — because there WILL come a day when you will be minding your own business and you will stroll past the television at the exact same moment that Lisa Rinna is laughing really hard and when this happens, BELIEVE YOU ME SOLDIER, you are going to need some long term psychiatric care.

She’s Smiling and I Can’t Get Up,
Frederica Fallen

5 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Mayor says:

    At least Lisa Lips Rinna never was loveable and cute. I think — and as Mayor of Everything, it should hold some weight — that Meg Ryan and Melanie Griffith cause more psych damage because at some point, way back in the pre-historic preplastics age, they were once appealing.

  2. I have to concur with the Mayor; at least Lisa admits she screwed up. Meg Ryan just ran around like a cartoon for a year.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    She has that slutty hot chick thing going on that I have never understood. Probably because I do not own a penis. I also do not understand her lips. They have jowles. Can lips even have jowles? Saddlebags. It is beyond disturbing.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      Her lips seem more like a large sized font to me. With saddle bags. Sans saddle bag 3 font.