Monday Judgements and Warnings

As you may or may not know I get Cadillac Escalades full of fan mail. Some snooty and waaaaay too particular-type people might call this SPAM but let’s just say that they can take their jealous rage and go home because I cannot help it if I am popular beyond belief.

The thing is I feel bad. I don’t want to discourage any of you from pursuing YOUR dreams of becoming as world renowned as I am but, in good conscience I must let you know that it is clear that I have officially cornered the market on literate, high brow fans, as evidenced by these two Kurt Vonnegut wannabes: (I am very sorry. I cannot help it if they have chosen me to love. I thought it only right to let you all know so you could adjust your journey toward fame.)

Johnshoopaydayloans:  Simply desire to say your atrcile is as astonishing. The clarity in your post is simply cool and i could assume you’re an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission let me to grab your feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please carry on the rewarding work.

Cheap Snapbacks:  Thanks a ton for being my coach on this area. We enjoyed your current article a lot and most of all favored the way in which you handled the aspect I widely known as controversial. You happen to be always incredibly kind to readers like me and let me in my existence. Thank you.

Yours For Truly Unusual Thankful,
Cooshyzxx the Commenting Person With a Many Lot Thing To Say Like “keep It UP!”

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Maybe you could write a new children’s book, “Green Eggs and Spam.”

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      If I wrote a children’s book it would be called Mommy and Daddy Are Going To Hell Because They Voted For Mitt Romney.

  2. That’s just how I feel about you times ten! Please carry on the rewarding work.

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    Zadge and Susan: if you two would like, you can take the names of the people who wrote me such nice letters. Zadge can be Johnshoopaydayloans and Susan can be Cheap Snapbacks. It’s up to you guys.

  4. Suzanne says:

    hahahahahahaha Just hahahahahahah Love the post and the comments!