Monday Judgements and Warnings

PLEASE LORD know that I am not trying to control your daily life but let me just say that I have strolled to the precipice, stood with my tippy toes teetering over the edge  and then returned back to you to tell you that:

CARAMELS, NO MATTER HOW ROMANTICALLY WRAPPED, WILL WORSEN YOUR LETHARGY AND CONTRIBUTE TO YOUR BLOAT.

Yours In Hatred Of Truth,
Susie Sea Salt

7 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Sea Salted Caramels are better than anything in the world. Even Ryan Gosling.

  2. Hulk It's gettin' to be that time of year around here says:

    Now is it “CAR-muls” or “CARA-mels”? And where does the apple fit into all of this?

  3. They make my teeth scream.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    Dark chocolate covered caramels. With a little salt on top. Yes please. I will do the extra mile on the treadmill.

  5. But sometimes they talk to you on the shelf of the local Whole Foods and make their way into your cart. I know of what I speak.

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