Monday Judgements and Warnings

Regardless of what you might have heard or read in the Sherpa Behavior Rulebook, please be advised that YOU CANNOT BE DRUNK AND BE A GOOD SHERPA.

First of all, your hat will go all pell mell and you won’t be able to do anything about it. Because you’re drunk.

Second of all, when you fall over laughing about some stupid Dalai Lama joke and how his favorite movie is Point Break and you slide off your well-meaning yak and down a ravine where does that leave you? Drunk off your ass.

Third of all, when you’re drunk you can’t carry a bunch of stuff. You get all weak and wobbly and butter-fingers and you are of NO help. Because you’re drunk.  And that is no way to be if you’re a sherpa.

Consider yourself warned,
Head Sherpa
Tenzig Tonic Only

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. Catalyst says:

    Thonk eaven, for leetle gorls. They grow up in the most amazing ways.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    you are so funny mon ami.

  3. The Farmer says:

    Point Break is awesome.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    And really, all you have to get drunk with is that fermented yak milk stuff, and who wants to drink THAT? No one, says the well meaning, if not slightly depressed from a lack of appreciation for fermented yak milk, yak.

  5. I think Cooper should be the official REI mascot.

  6. The Zadge says:

    He looks drunk off his yak.