Monday Judgements and Warnings

As you may or may not be aware:

THERE WILL BE ONE MORE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OR POSSIBLY FOUR DEPENDING HOW THE NEXT ONE GOES AND IF THAT’S THE CASE THAT DEBATE WILL HAPPEN AFTER THE ELECTION RIGHT AROUND CHRISTMAS OR MAYBE EASTER BUT REGARDLESS IT WILL BE OUTSIDE. ON A SWING SET NEAR A RIVER. THE MODERATOR WILL BE SITTING IN A CANOE IN THE RIVER AND THE CANDIDATES WILL BE SWINGING ON SWINGS AND THEIR WIVES WILL BE STANDING BEHIND THEM SWINGING THEM REALLY HIGH WITH THE GOAL OF CATAPULTING THEM ALL THE WAY AROUND IN A CIRCLE UP AND ABOVE THE SWING SET.

Until We Meet Again,
Carlota the Constipated Constituent

10 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Farmer says:

    God help us if the Romneys start squealing

  2. This tells me you are as done with it as I am.

  3. Bossy Betty says:

    This is the best idea I have heard for a long time.

  4. claudia w says:

    OMG! thats just like the dream (Nightmare?) I had last night!

  5. I bet Michelle would win the swinging contests. Dem GUNS, ya know.