Monday Judgements and Warnings

Earlier this evening as The Cupcakes were screeching along Pacific Coast Highway with that end of a road trip cement face feeling, I saw a gigantic green sign in Malibu that said:

ECO CAR SPA

And I thought:

Who is the ASS that thinks we’re buying his Flim Flam Man bullshit marketing lingo?

And then I thought:

You know, I’ve noticed that Elly (That’s what we call our car. It’s an Element, so sue us) is developing a terrible case of varicose veins on her bumper. I wonder if the ECO CAR SPA can fix that.

When Did It All Come To This,
Audra the Acne Ridden Altima

3 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. PJ says:

    Maybe if you spread yourself out on the hood you could enjoy it, too. The facial, the massage, the earwax vacuuming, the rub down at the end. This has possibilities.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    You NEVER FAIL to come up with the answer.

  3. My car had a colonic last summer and she seemed to enjoy it.