I don’t want to screw with anyone’s glitter splattered dreams but I must tell you that, unbeknownst to most humans, there were actually ELEVEN Commandments.
The story goes that the eleventh (and some say the most important) commandment got lost in the shuffle due to, well, all the shuffle that was going on back then. And many witnesses that were relaxing in lawn chairs reading when Moses parted the Red Sea say that he had indeed just come from getting a massage at a shit hole called Massage Envy and was looking for another spa where he might get some relief for his right shoulder that was constantly in pain because of that heavy stick he carried.
He was so furious with the massage therapist at Massage Envy (“I should have KNOWN from the name of the place!” he could be heard yelling) that he decided to add something about his unsatisfactory experience to the list he had going about all the things that drove him nuts:
THOU SHALT NOT FREQUENT CHAIN MASSAGE PLACES LOCATED IN STRIP MALLS