Monday Judgements and Warnings

sisterThings That Will Interfere With Your Christmas Joy

1. The Chanel No 5 Brad Pitt Commercial
2. Being near people that constantly say “slather”
3. Getting angry drunk
4. Watching wolverine faced reporters cover the stupid ass Christmas Eve Procrastinators story
5. Too many olives

Good Luck Grasshoppers,
Sensei Grinch

3 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Zadge says:

    #5. But not too many martinis, right? Oh yeah, see #3.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    Things that will enhance your enjoyment of Christmas:

    The SNL take off on the Brad Pitt Chanel commercial…
    Not traveling for the holiday…
    Just the right amount of kahlua in your coffee Christmas day…

    Merry merry and thanks for being out there for me to find.

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Thank YOU for being such a thoughtful bright side Elfie.