Ridin’ along on my cowgirl journey I’ve noticed several things. First of all, I’m not a cowgirl. I like my baths and my Le Creuset dutch oven and my washing machine and stampeding horses tend to scare the bejesus out of me but there ARE several things I have learned along this winding, crazy, humid path and that is that there are a handful of forbidden sentences that exist in the world that, if uttered, make you instantly unpopular and unhip. Like, if you blurt these doozers out, there are slews of people who will immediately look upon you as a dork:
1. I hate skiing
2. If you look at George Clooney really closely, you’ll realize he’s a homely man
3. I think UGG boots make you look like a Clydesdale
4. I miss Merlot
5. Fifty Shades of what?
Eventually You Gotta Be You,