I am my father’s angry daughter and so sometimes I STILL think about Weapons of Mass Destruction and Dick Cheney and good ol’ George W Bush and I watch the latest documentaries and I sniff around on the latest websites that say the same thing over and over and over and over again that they always have:
THEY LIED FOR THEIR OWN GAIN
And I just wanted to remind you of this seeming MODERN DAY TRUTH when you attempt to return a never-worn fleecy sweater THE SAME DAY YOU BOUGHT IT back to PetCo without a weapons of mass destruction asshole poopface receipt.
The World Works To Undermine Your Footing,
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