Memo to all y’all. All y’all. I’ve always wanted to say that. All y’all. Or even just y’all. “Heyy’all” like it’s one word.
This memo to y’all is to give y’all a word up that I am going to start making a concerted and valiant effort to incorporate the following words and phrases into my vocabulary and I wanted y’all to know just so you could pick some words and phrases of y’all’s own. What I’m saying is I’m calling dibs on these words so if you want to try using new words more, just keep your grabby lizard hands off mine and I’ll keep my creepy sloth hands off yours:
1. Pell Mell
2. WUT UP DAWG?
3. (upon seeing my neighbor Miriam when she’s in a paranoid rant with my husband about the loud vagabonds who live just to the north of her): RALLY THE TROOPS COMMANDER!
5. Can I have the last bite of your peppercinni?
We All Clear Then?