Monday Judgements and Warnings

**WARNING** THIS POST REQUIRES YOU TO PICTURE ME HOLDING A MACHETE, WEARING A FUSCIA COLORED CORSET AND BRIGHT PERIWINKLE PETTICOATS WITH A BUNCH OF TURQUOISE AND PINK FEATHERS IN MY MESSY BOUFFANT HAIR.

So picture that. Picture that plus picture one of my legs, with bent knee, hoisted up on a barrel of moonshine whoop ass.

Then picture me wearing a sandwich board with the address of my website, called:

WATERYOURBALLS.COM where we women discuss our TRUE thoughts about how we feel about making our way in this world, filled with so many penises and we gotta tell ya—-we’re watering our own balls in order to make things just a tad more dignified and lovely ’round here.

Ok then, that’s about it. You can go on ‘n git now.

Best Wishes For Your Continued Success,
Ruth the Rabbliest Rabble Rouser

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. PJ says:

    Wait. I’m stuck at Cupcake with bouffant hair.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    Number one on the WATERYOURBALLS manifesto is DO AWAY WITH ALL THE CORSETS.

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    If the corset makes it difficult to Water Your Balls—use a sprinkler.