**WARNING** THIS POST REQUIRES YOU TO PICTURE ME HOLDING A MACHETE, WEARING A FUSCIA COLORED CORSET AND BRIGHT PERIWINKLE PETTICOATS WITH A BUNCH OF TURQUOISE AND PINK FEATHERS IN MY MESSY BOUFFANT HAIR.
So picture that. Picture that plus picture one of my legs, with bent knee, hoisted up on a barrel of moonshine whoop ass.
Then picture me wearing a sandwich board with the address of my website, called:
WATERYOURBALLS.COM where we women discuss our TRUE thoughts about how we feel about making our way in this world, filled with so many penises and we gotta tell ya—-we’re watering our own balls in order to make things just a tad more dignified and lovely ’round here.
Ok then, that’s about it. You can go on ‘n git now.
Best Wishes For Your Continued Success,
Ruth the Rabbliest Rabble Rouser