Monday Judgements and Warnings

I know it would seem like there should be some things that, no matter where you are or what you’re doing or where you live, there should be certain things that defy time. Like, if you’re 55 you can still like listening to The Bee Gees or if you’re 75 you can still cry the blues about the price of milk—-these things will not take away from your overall credibility.

HOWEVER, there are a few things that DEFY THE DEYING TIME RULE regarding sustaining credibility and these are the Top Five:

1. Wearing leg warmers
2. Playing the song Muskrat Love by Captain and Tennille at a dinner party
3. Having Jean Nate as your favorite fragrance
4. Humming, at any time of the day or night, Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by WHAM!
5. Quoting Jonathan Livingston Seagull

You Are Your HooHa,
Betty Be Yourself Except If It Involves That

4 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. Hilary says:

    “you are your hooha”………….that made me laugh out loud.

  2. claudia w says:

    Oh thanks! Now Wake me up before you go go is in my head!!!

  3. The Zadge says:

    If I read this correctly, basically anything from 1978 through 1983 should NEVER be mentioned/seen/played in public. Hell to the Yes!

  4. midlyfemama says:

    Can I play the muskrat song ironically? Nevermind. I just slapped myself for even thinking that.