Monday Judgements and Warnings

I’m not saying I’m the boss of the universe or anything but just say you are a person who drives a 1976 crapped-out purple and white Gremlin and your goal is to be popular. One thing you could do. No. Two things you could do to start to endear yourself to even a minuscule portion of humanity is 1. you should avoid playing pulsating rave music while you’re stuck in bumper to bumper to traffic and 2. you should focus on NOT gunning your motor so loud that the innocent people nearby your hog machine start to think that there might be a meteor plummeting toward earth.

Where Have All the Manners Gone?
Gertrude Go Away

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Okay, but who is better looking – the Gremlin, the Pacer or the Pinto? Be honest.

  2. My friend grove a Gremlin. It was like being Judy Jetson!

  3. I guess Gremlins just act that way.

  4. PJ says:

    I don’t even know what a Gremlin is except they stopped making them but I can tell you where all the manners have gone. Right there to hell in that handbasket. That attitude officially makes me not young.

  5. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Gremlins are like the cousin to the Pacer (as The Zadge so astutely pointed out) and their overwhelming feature is butt ugliness.