Monday Judgements and Warnings

If you decide that you’re going to be the Town Cryer on the day that a baby King is born and you’re going to dress up like Cher and stand in front of London’s St. Mary’s Hospital ringing a bell and bellowing gibberish-ey announcements at the top of your lungs, you should consider wearing one less ten foot tall feather in your hat if you want to garner one half an ounce of credibility from the world.

That Be Some Cray-cray,
Fiona Shut Your Flappin’ Gums

3 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. claudia w says:

    He was quite entertaining, wasn’t he?

  2. PJ says:

    Really? Just one less feather? What would it take to make a White House Press Secretary more credible?

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I do think that one less feather would have made him appear slightly less cray-cray.