Monday Judgements and Warnings

Dear Sir,

Not that you would have stopped your flapping gums from fluttering in the breeze for one half second but the number of times you used the word “draconian” in your conversation was very draconian and, quite frankly, a big, hairy downer.

Yours In Extreme Nausea,
Thelma Thesaurus

5 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. Mary says:

    This story is soooooooooo draconian.

  2. PJ says:

    Draco’s been dead for 200 years. Why are we still talking about him? He wasn’t even liked in the first place. Why, yes, I did have to look that up.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      When you looked the info up did it have a photo of his #1 fan because that’s the guy I talked to the other day.

  3. The Zadge says:

    Flapping gums seems like something daily flossing could help.