Monday Judgements and Warnings

Listen, I know you mean well and I know that you think wearing your pastel tennis outfit will somehow distract the rest of us from that half dozen hair strand ponytail sprouting out of the top of your head, but when you insist on using the phrase “vis-a’vis” over and over again you not only lose us, you make us doubt your credibility as a normal lady person.

Can’t Put In What God Left Out,
Sister Shut It

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. The Zadge says:

    That’s a double fault.

  2. PJ says:

    Zadge, vis-a’vis the sprouting ponytail and the pastel tennis outfit or vis-a’vis the sprouting ponytail and the vis-a’vising? Or is the pastel tennis outfit the double fault by itself given that this conversation obviously did not occur on a tennis court?

  3. midlyfemama says:

    I have a theory that there are mirrors with angry, magic genies stuck inside them, who take their frustrations about being trapped inside this stupid mirror out on the unsuspecting people who own the mirrors, by telling them that this completely ludicrous outfit they are rocking is in fact a really good idea to wear in public. I cannot otherwise rationally explain how some people dress.