As you may or may not know, today is the day that commemorates the seventh anniversary of The Cupcakes. The day when we became The Master Mister and the Divine Missus. In those seven years we have learned a crap load more than Brad Pitt learned in Tibet. For example, we have learned that the other one is stubborn. And we have learned that the other one is our best friend, albeit an ornery little sucker at times. The thing is, we have, while we have been mated, doing research constantly (especially while the other one is on the toilet) and we are ready to reveal the Five Most Important Things To Never Say To or Ask Your Spouse If You Want a Peaceful Marriage:
1. Shut-Up, why don’t you ever shut-up?
2. Who are you again?
3. Look! I bought another pair of shoes!
4. I know we’re not supposed to keep track, but by my calculations I’ve been right 99% of the time.
5. Can I have the remote?
Good Luck and Godspeed Precious Ones,
The Lady of the House