Monday Judgements and Warnings

I don’t know if you’re aware of this but if you use the phrase “It’s not gonna be all rainbows and unicorns” more than TWICE while in a five minute conversation, this qualifies you to go straight to hell where you will be responsible for tending to people who have bunions.

Don’t Say I Didn’t Try To Warn You,
Sergeant Shush Your Mouth

4 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. PJ says:

    You mean something is all rainbows and unicorns?

    Does this comment mean I get assigned to the ingrown toenails?

  2. Stretch that person on the rack, I say.