Monday Judgements and Warnings

I’m not saying that I know everything about how the universe works but when you pull up to the gas pump in your 20 foot tall Chevy wearing felt reindeer ears and blasting Ted Nugent it appears that you are completely unaware that you are embodying the exact opposite of everything Christmas Joy attempts to exude.

Stop the Madness,
General Jolly
Cheerful Precinct
You’s a Fool Division

6 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    Wait. Was the Chevy wearing the reindeer ears, or the driver? Never mind. Either way, FalalalaFAIL.

  2. Wherewolf Mom says:

    I fairly sure it’s the Chevy – Those listening to the Nugee do not wear reindeer ears. They hunt them.

  3. PJ says:

    When I first moved to NC I mocked (well, quietly in my heart, which is still a mock) the wreaths on the front of more than half the cars. Now that they are out of style, I miss them and the gaiety they imparted. I also miss seeing scores of black men all over town sporting red trimmed with white fur Santa hats. Now I want to wear a Santa hat so bad. How old do you have to be to get away with sporting a Santa hat? Do you have to live in The Home? One of the baristas at my Starbucks wears a green sequined sparkly one and I covet the nerve to wear it.