Monday Judgements and Warnings

Pssst. I could get arrested for giving you the inside scoop here but I thought it would be goodwill-ey of me to cough up the horrifying details. Here’s the deal people: The Tinsel Police are out in full force. God help you if you have a tangled bunch of silver string on your tree because these thug elves will burst through your front door using sledgehammers, inspect your trimmings and throw you in the clinker faster than you can say “this stuffing is so dry”. To avoid their Tinsel Police wrath, you’d best be aware of when and why and how you place tinsel on your tree because these striped-tight wearing shorties are out for blood.

Consider Yourself Warned,
Imelda Insider

3 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. PJ says:

    Sweet Cupcake, may your tinsel hang bright and straight and true and may you have a Merry Christmas with lots of twinkle and goddamn sparkle. As I read here just last week or so, you need to have some goddamn sparkle. Because you love the holiday so, may it love you back in equal measure.

    Pretty Much Happily Sitting This One Out But Watching The Others Dance

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    Don’t do the tinsel. Tinsel butt is not worth it.