Pssst. I could get arrested for giving you the inside scoop here but I thought it would be goodwill-ey of me to cough up the horrifying details. Here’s the deal people: The Tinsel Police are out in full force. God help you if you have a tangled bunch of silver string on your tree because these thug elves will burst through your front door using sledgehammers, inspect your trimmings and throw you in the clinker faster than you can say “this stuffing is so dry”. To avoid their Tinsel Police wrath, you’d best be aware of when and why and how you place tinsel on your tree because these striped-tight wearing shorties are out for blood.
Consider Yourself Warned,