Monday Judgements and Warnings

I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life or anything, but word has it on the street that, if you want to have a conversation with another human and you say the word “in-cre-DAH-bla” twice using a fake french accent, there is a likely chance that the Freak Police will swarm your conversation and drag you off to the clinker in order to prevent you from creating more squirmy uncomfortableness than you already have.

Words Are Weapons,
Lieutenant Lori Linguistic
Doofus Division

2 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. I LOVE it, dah-ling!

  2. midlyfemama says:

    At minimum you risk a major ear flick.