Monday Judgements and Warnings

I don’t want to alarm you or add to the distress you might already be feeling but please be aware that Oprah gets to eat bread every day. I know that many of us have been thinking about this. Does Oprah get to eat bread every day? we ask ourselves. Well, it turns out that she does. She eats bread every day. Every. Day. She eats bread. I just want to make sure I don’t mince words here. In case you had doubts. She even made a commercial about the fact that she gets to eat bread every day. I think she did this because she knows how much we care about her. And bread. And that she gets to eat it every day. There is a slight chance that she will purchase and then eat ALL the bread there is but researchers cannot say for sure if this is an inevitable outcome.

As you were,
Trudy the Town Crier

4 Comments on "Monday Judgements and Warnings"

  1. Catalyst says:

    And she probably won’t gain an ounce, right?

  2. Claudia W says:

    Thank you for letting us know. I was worried that she might not be getting enough bread. Whew! What a relief!!!

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