Things I Don’t Understand, Items 845 thru 847

845. The galactic controversy regarding how many spaces to put after a period
846. Street racing
847. When newscasters describe 200 year old gigantic trees that come crashing down on houses like meteors as “toppling”

Cooper Being a Polska Kielbaska Sausage

sausageHere, the scrumptious frankfurter prepares to be sprinkled with fresh sage.

Saturday SlobberLove

OliveSometimes on Saturday, after we’ve spent the entire afternoon binge watching Olive Kitteridge with our mother, we like to contemplate all the subjects our mother is always droning on about—such as loneliness and forgiveness and compassion and most of all that people do the best that they can in their own way—and we try to tell her that we understand where she’s coming from and we love her truly just the same.

We’re All In This Together Right?,
Hugh Humanity

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 842 thru 844

842. Video games
843. Dog owners that don’t pick up their dog’s poop
844. Why you never see the moths that eat your sweaters

Cooper Being George Clooney In Gravity

GeorgeIn this scene, the world renowned gorgeous, attractive, handsome, dapper, masculine, dreamboat, good-looking, attractive ,sexy, easy-on-the-eyes, hunky actor comes to terms with why he isn’t featured in more frames of the movie.