Things I Don’t Understand, Items 890 thru 892

890. Aardvarks
891. White wall tires
892. The irony of the phrase “Ladies first”

Monday Judgements and Warnings

Dumbo Alert: one ponchy middle aged man, wearing short shorts and a confederate flag t-shirt, explaining to his fellow gas station patrons that his dislike of MLK Day is grounded in the fact that Martin Luther King, Jr. wasn’t a real doctor.

You’re Under Arrest,
Sergeant Shut-Up
Stupid Police

Saturday SlobberLove

dozeSometimes on Saturday, after a wild morning trot in the rain followed by a frenzied gallop around the living room while our towel-wielding mother tries to catch us, we like take the train to Cozyville and fold ourselves into our favorite blanket as if we were the contents of a burrito.

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 857 thru 859

857. CEO salaries
858. Mince meat pies
859. When people wear flip-flops in the rain

Cooper Being Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa

BadSantaCaptured in a moment when he was not putting the moves on one of the production assistants, the randy actor searches his trailer for some bourbon.