Things I Don’t Understand, Items 939 thru 941

939. Why I always forget to wear my hazmat suit when I dice jalapenos
940. Canopy beds
941. Those storage bag things that have a hose attached to them that suck all the air out and smash your entire wardrobe and all your towels into one inch

What I Tell Myself

willBe willing to be willing.

Saturday SlobberLove

sorrySometimes on Saturday, after we ambush Larry the gentlemanly pug who has accompanied his father, one of our parents’ favorite humans, for a nice visit, our mother relegates us to the upstairs by using the laundry hamper and a pile of pillows as a barricade to keep us from creating further discord.

Things I Don’t Understand, Items 936 thru 938

936. High-waisted jeans
937. How certain fonts make things funnier
938. Circuses

Cooper Being Barbra Streisand in Yentl

gretaMoments before shooting the infamous hey!-we’re-both-dudes-so-let’s-take-off-our-clothes-and-jump-in-the-lake! scene, the actress prepares to pretend she’s not in love with Mandy Patinkin.